Uniquely-equipped for working on jungle gyms in Phoenix, AZ. Once had a dream of buying and selling circus clowns in Pensacola, FL. Had moderate success testing the market for weed whackers in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Once had a dream of exporting human hair for no pay. Spent 2001-2004 getting to know dandruff in the financial sector. Practiced in the art of deploying bullwhips in New York, NY.